LOOK INTO MY SOUL, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE ~

witch-breed: questbedhead: titanicgirl666: when you come up with a great post and it gets zero...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:45 -0400

questbedhead:

titanicgirl666:

when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes

when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes

when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms

savingpeopledoingmoosestuff: acetrainerghirahim: am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:43:50 -0400

savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:

acetrainerghirahim:

am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day

cause

when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo

Fun Fact:

Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:43:37 -0400

chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:41:32 -0400

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

undesired-pageblood: emotionalfossil: bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:08:54 -0400

undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

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Tue, 21 May 2013 07:08:26 -0400

darker-moons: completetranquillity: the-secret-stache: forever...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:08:21 -0400

darker-moons:

completetranquillity:

the-secret-stache:

forever90s:

A Profound moment in any Lizzie McGuire fan’s childhood.

we all shipped them before we even knew what shipping was

^^

rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:07:15 -0400

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:06:48 -0400

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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Tue, 21 May 2013 07:04:54 -0400

drunktrophywife: do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:10:58 -0400

drunktrophywife:

do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay

saddumbgirl: cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:01:37 -0400

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed

theagilebeast: Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:01:24 -0400

theagilebeast:

Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.

thenimbus: hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:47:59 -0400

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:46:53 -0400

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

poopflow: doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:46:28 -0400

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:46:16 -0400

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame

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Tue, 21 May 2013 05:41:15 -0400

beenotafraid: #if you don’t love her you’re wrong

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:33:17 -0400

beenotafraid:

#if you don’t love her you’re wrong

mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:30:11 -0400

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew