- Me: I should really start my assignment.
- Me: Oh wait I need to update my blog
- Me: My dog really needs to go outside and play
- Me: Now I'm just so hungry
- Me: If I don't finish watching this episode I'll probably die of some sort of extra terrestrial disease
- Me: I absolutely need to do my makeup to make me look like a fairy
- Me: My room needs to be clean.
- Me: My Neopet is probably dying of hunger right now
- Me: Tumblr..
- Me: I actually hate faeries, I'm turning myself into a drag queen
- Me: I need to spend the next 20 minutes getting all this makeup off my face before I suffocate
- Me: I'm so tired goodnight
- Teacher: Where's your assignment?
- Me: I had a little family emergency last night, sorry.
