WARREN | 19 | CALIFORNIA | DRAWS | FAGGOT
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame